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    Home » Christmas in Germany

    Christmas Jokes

    Published: Dec 21, 2017 · Modified: Nov 11, 2022 by Angela Schofield · Leave a Comment

    Germans have a great sense of humor. It is very dry and this is why most people would not think that Germans are very funny people who love to laugh.

    Naughty Christmas Joke

    Voll blöd, wenn man an Weihnachten Geburtstag hat.
    It really sucks when your birthday is at Christmas.

    Baby Jesus

    Ja, aber viel schlimmer ist, wenn man arbeiten muss.
    Yes, but it is worse if you have to work on Christmas Eve.

    Santa Clause

    Eure Probleme hätte ich gerne.
    I would like to have your problems.

    Christmas Goose

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